Will your dog be celebrating Valentine's Day by spreading the LOVE?
We've compiled a compilation of humorous dog poems & chat up lines to assist your dog wow their lover in time for Valentine's Day.
Did you know we offer a range of Valentine's inspired gift packs for dogs? Our Valentine's Day Bundles are the perfect gift for your dogs, each packed with 100% Natural Treats & Chews. You can also personalise the gift with the recipients name directly onto the label.
Let's get to the fun bit ↓
6 Funny Valentine's Day Poems For Dogs
Roses are red,
Or so they say.
But since I'm a dog
To me they look grey!
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Roses are red,
We both love to eat.
I will bark at my mummy
till she gives us a treat!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
My mum will keep us well fed
And she will pick up our poo!
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Roses are red,
Mummy is right
If you take my Beef Tripe Stick
I might very well bite!
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Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog
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Roses are red,
They slippers were blue
Now you will find,
bits of them in my poo!
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10 Best Dog Chat lines for your dog to use this Valentine's Day!
"Do you pee here often?"
"Babe you are what I call a hot dog"
"I am looking for a leash-free relationship?"
"Your dog house or mine?"
"Sniffing my bum is the quickest way to my heart"
"Do you believe in love at first sniff?"
"Want a date? Have your people call my people"
"There is not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you"
"I'm a poodle in the streets, but a bulldog in the sheets"
"Hey sweet thing, your eyes are as grey as the deep grey sky"
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